My biggest regret is getting obsessed with putting food on my feet. I spilled mashed potatoes on my left foot one time and then I loved the feeling in between my toes. So I started cracking eggs on my foot. And now I’m just a freak.
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS SUPER FUN. O_O
In watermelon sugar by Richard Brautigan. It’s not amazing, but it’s a very underrated book and the prose really gets me. I think the content is beautiful, and I love going back to it to read odd pages every so often.
I don’t even know how to feed about this situation anymore. I know that this isn’t the first time massive injustices like this have been committed somewhere on this planet, but the fact that this is SO televised and in everybody’s faces and STILL it is occurring and developing and worsening is outrageous. I don’t mean to belittle the countless other human rights issues that need attention right now, there are so many of them, but in respects to this particular one it just doesn’t seem like the right people are watching and caring. Maybe I’m wrong.
I read this whenever I've had a crap day. Instant motivation.
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And - which is more - you’ll be a Man my son!
I’ve sent the creator a message too (who is female, my I add…):
“punch a slut day”? Seriously?
You created a group that incites and encourages violence against women. You also used a sexist term to describe women. There is no such thing as a slut, everyone has the right to have sex with whoever they want, whenever they want. You do not have the right to judge and shame them for having their own sex life and enjoying it. Furthermore, you most certainly do not have the right to attack or assault a woman for being a “slut”.
I know you’ll come back at me with some pathetic “it’s just a joke” “stop being so serious”, but it IS serious. It isn’t something to joke about, seeing as violence against women is the leading cause of death amongst women worldwide.
Anyone who has been a victim of domestic abuse, rape, or sexual harrassment could see that. You could be seriously triggering people to relive their trauma just for a joke.
I cannot believe a fellow woman would encourage this kind of thing and laugh at it asif it’s a joke.
I’ve reported your page, along with at least 30 people so far. It will be getting removed either way, but I hope you take it upon yourself to do the right thing and delete it.
EDIT: This is the reply I received… : fuck me no need to write a book… what ever wanker voilence solves everything and thanks alot for wrecking our fun people like you get bashed for shit like that! and…. the ”sluts” im talking about are the one tht ceat on there boyfriends and fuck boys that have girlfriends there is no way in fucking hell you could get away with saying people can fuck who eva they want when ever they want!!!!! what is wrong with you!
“Violence solves everything”
Fuck this bollocks.
Her second reply: “haahahahahahahahaa this is funny as fuck!!!!!! ALL cheaters should die men and women and yes if a guy cheats it makes him a slut and if i found one of them i kick the shit out of him! no i dont think its funny its wrong IF the chick didnt do anything to start off with but iif she did then who fucking cares! you sound worse then my mum for fuck sake”
“Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look…